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OMG 30 MORE RANDOME SAYINGSmy anger managment class pisses me off

i have A.D.D. and majic markers,
you should be afraid
VERY afraid

you have the right to your opinion...
and i have the right to a shpotgun

i have the right mind to slap you...
and the left sides agrees with it

everyone is entitled to be stupid,
but you are abusing the ptivalige

war doesnt determen whoes right...
war determens who's LEFT

anyone who uses the fraze "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby

i belong t the "werdafukarewe" tribe

im not a compleate idiot...
some parts are missing

if its not broken, fix it till it is

god created the world, every

Funny sayings P.2The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

You can’t be late until you show up.

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-

25 Random Sayings25 Random Sayings

1. I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes.

2. I'm not crazy my reality is just different from yours.

3. Not only to I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.

4. Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls.

5. Friends ask why your crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

6. He said I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit".

7. Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone.

8. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and says "NO SHE'S MINE".

9. Forget about

Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the target

Polytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!

Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!

Beer- The breakfast of champions!

There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" button

If at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprised

Ever stop to think and then forget to start again?

If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!

If you think life's against you, it probably is

So your wife just left you
How sad you must be
Loo

30 more random sayings1. Death is life’s way of telling you you’re fired,
But suicide is your way of telling life you quit

2. Boys are like lava lamps... fun to watch, but not to bright

3. Im not short I’m just unusually not tall

4. Don’t annoy me...
Um running out of places to hide the bodies

5. He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra. You got nothing to put in it
She said: you wear pants don’t you

6. If at first you don’t succeed.....
Redefine success

7. I’m the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday

8. I’m not racist....
I hate everyone equally

9. Smile...
It mak

funny sayings•“If life is like a play, mine is lit up on Broadway.”
•“If life is like a video-game, where’s the freakin’ reset button?”
• “Friendship is like a candle. It can light many other candles, but it won’t shorten its life.” – Buddha
•"You fight crime and make cookies? How do you do it?”
•“I hope the ambitious realize they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.” – George W. Bush
•“If life gives you lemons, FIRE THE TORPEDOES!”
•“If you want to taste the rainbow, eat crayons.”
•“How do

My Fav. Quotes and Sayings p1"I don't have an autographed picture of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris has an autographed picture of me" (This one is of my own creation, if you use it please give me credit. Loren-Scott "Kody" Beach, aka Wrotne)

An Apple™ a day drives quality away.

I have half a mind to kill you and the other half agreeing.

God made all men and Winchester made them equal.

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for the rest of the day,
set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

The log is burning bright and so is the city tonight.

Animals have two important places in today's world, to taste good, and to fit well.

If you were trapped

My favorite sayings...My FAVORITE SAYINGS

1. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a TRUE friend will be sitting next to you saying "DAMN! That was fun!"

2. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

3. Lord, if you can't make me thin, make my friends fat.

4. I'm Smiling, that ALONE should scare you.

5. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

6. I have A.D.D. and magic markers- oh the THRILLS i will have!

7. Don't drink BLEACH- that stuff might kill you...

8. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

9. You're a great friend, but if Vampires start chasing us, I'm trip

A Lot Of Funny Little Sayings1. You have ONE advantage over me..... You can kiss my @ss and I can't!

2. Tradgedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

3. You only live once...but if you live it right, once is enough.

4. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead, so shut up.

5. When a smurf is choking, what color does it turn?

6. The nice mean are ugly, the handsome men are mean, and the nice and handsome men are GAY!

7. When life hands you lemons, alter their DNA, and make SUPER LEMONS!

8. Boys are like lava lamps, pretty to look at, but not very bright.

9. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...

10. A

quotesMy friends, family,my fictional characters, and or my quotes

-I have the same goal that I’ve had since I was a girl: I want to rule the world.
-homophobia is the irrational fear that 3 gay guys will break into your house and redecorate it against your will.
-my husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.
-I’m a patient person I just happen to get very angry when waiting.
-your mouth moves fast but my fist moves faster.
-I just said it looked safe, I never said it was.
-nothing says run quite like ‘FIRE’.
-silence! I’m the writer.
-we shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me.
-red meat

Some of my favorite sayings1. We live in perverted times, my friend.

2. I have so many people who love me, and i have so much to apreciate,so why do i still cry?

3.I'm sorry, i dont know how to say "fuck you" politely.

4. Peoplesay i have A.D.D but i think they are full of... ooh! kitty!

5. If i talk and i laugh to loud, im trying to forget that im sad.

6. A broken heart is a broken mirror, it is better to leave it broken than trying to hurt yourself trying to fix it.

7. You say you dont like to see me hurt, do you close your eyes when you hurt me?

8.It allways rains hardest on the people who deserve the sun.

9. Whats left of a heartache runs like rain from my

Sayings1) When you love someone and they break your heart don’t give up on love have faith restart.

2) Don’t worry about the people in your past, there’s a reason they didn’t make it in your future.

3) Do what makes you Happy
Be with who makes you Smile
Laugh as much as you Breathe
Love as long as you Live

4) The only people you need in your life are the ones that need you in theirs

5) I promise I will never forget the day we kissed or the day we met the sky may fall and the stars may too but in the end I will still LOVE you.

6) I want him to come up behind me wrap his arms around my waist and softly whisper

QuotesQuotes:
~You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.

~Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

~Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.

~I truly believe that my mask of sanity is about to slip.

~People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all.

~It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.

~It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.

~What's more important? The notes or the pauses between them-anonymous

~If music be the food of love then play on and give me excess of

my favorite sayings pt.1[mental anxiety,mental breakdown,menstrual cramps, menopause...did you ever notice how most of our problems begin with men?]

[as we grow up we don't lose friends we just learn who our real ones are]

[ i know i don't have the prettiest face for you to look at,or the skinniest waist for you to hold,but i promise i do have the biggest heart to love you with]

[ we are friends..you fight,i fight...you hurt,i hurt...you cry,i cry...you jump of a bridge..im gonna miss you dumb ass]

[when i first saw you,i was afraid to meet you;when i first met you, i was afraid to hold you; when i first held you, i was afraid to kiss you;when i first kissed you

70 qwazy quotes"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
~ Garrison Keillor

"The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." -Robert Bloch

“There are very few things in life that cannot be solved by the proper application of high explosives.”

I don't get distracted eas....HEY LOOK A FLY

"You have to be a real ass hat to quote yourself."-me

"When your back's against the wall, it's time to turn 'round and fight"- John Major

"Normal is just a setting on a washing machine." ~ Jeannine Freeborn

"I'm sorry, but I cant hear you over the sound of how fucking psycho I am."

"NO NO NO!!!

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by ~TDIC-D-C-G-B-T-G, Jun 22, 2009, 1:51:04 AM
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Just some of my fav quotes/sayings; love, best friends, humor, life, etc, etc....
Enjoy!! Some of these might relate to you. :)
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~Between laughing for no reason, stupid arguements, long talks, and making fun of each other....♥ I've fallen in love with you ♥

~It's good to be random.

~She's my best friend; break her heart, I break your face!

~The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences and mistakes and yet still sees the best in you.

~Friends ask why you're crying...Best Friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

~Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, WHERE THE F**K IS MY CEILING!?

~I am very proud of myself whenever I resist the urge to kill someone.

~My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish...but I luv 'em to death. :D

~I'm smiling :) That alone should scare you.

~Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice. But falling in love with you I had no control over. <3

~Ok, so I might be quiet and shy and invisible at times; But when it comes to my friends being hurt, you better save your sorry ass!

~Do what makes you happy Be with who makes you smile :) Laugh as much as you breathe & love as long as you live.

One day I caught myself smiling for no reason..than I realized I was thinking of you. =]

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Kalimera! AKA 'Good morning' in American.

Lol, it means good morning in Greek.

I just finished watching The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 so I luv speaking Greek!!

Anyways, kalimera everybody! Haha, well I got really bored so I decided to post some of my fav quotes and sayings on here! These are only some of my favs, I'll post more later if I have time!

Well you might relate to these and some you won't, but you know they're true and funny!

Enjoy and use some of these!! Lol, JK, but I hope you like them and if you have any, pleaz tell me and I'll add them on my upcoming parts!

Well now it's time to say Antío sas! *lol, goodbye in Greek!!

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*XcubX Sep 2, 2011 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

ne and yessas (dunno about spelling) yes and hi/hello (i think) in Greek lol

~inthefutureofthepast Jul 14, 2011 Student Digital Artist

This picture is my profile picture on YouTube........ LOVE IT!!

~AkUrOkU4EvAh Mar 7, 2011

lolz

~inume514 Oct 31, 2010 Hobbyist General Artist

omg like half of those sayings reminds me of mah fave character pairing in detective conan heiji and kazuha XD im sorry im just a fangirl

~i-eat-noodles Dec 11, 2009

The one that says I realized I was smiling for no reason and realized I was thinking of you? Yeah, that's happened to me.

~TDIC-D-C-G-B-T-G Dec 11, 2009

Aww

~i-eat-noodles Dec 13, 2009

~VameronGurl Sep 3, 2009

I absolutely love the 1 that says: (Ok, so i might be quiet,shy,and invisible at times; but when it comes 2 my friends being hurt, you better save your a**!!!) That is so me, i'm all three, shy, quiet, and invisible, but when my friends are hurt I sooo wanna beat who hurt them!

That so darn hilarious though!!!

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